Sunday, April 6, 2008

Little Gerritt Had A Farm

This blog is based on the assumption that I can draw better than an 8 year old kid. I'm 25, so this seems like a reasonable assumption to me.

Today's artwork is a book I made when I was around 8 years old, although to be honest I couldn't spell my name write half the time so I didn't even consider dating these images. Anyway, on to the funny pictures. Click the images for big versions.


Judging by my shirt, this appears to be some sort of S&M farm. Obviously to supplement my income since the crops don't appear to be doing so well. There's also some sort of brontosaurus in the background.

Nothing to see here, just your standard farmhouse with a huge weathervane. My sense of scale has become much better over the last 20 or so years.

This is the cutest thing I have ever, or will ever, draw.

I like that getting milk from my cows involves me sneaking around behind them with a funnel. If they are at the point where their udders are so full that they are continuously spurting milk, I don't think they'd actually be smiling.

I think the pig in the lower right corner may have had a lobotomy.

Someone needs to feed these goats! And dammit, on this farm we obey the laws of perspective!

I paid extra to get a model-T with a sunroof. You need it when you have such an awesome hat.